PurpAnd

Hi there, I am home. Back from my week in SoCal with my dad, playing and watching golf. I will be posting some summary bits of the trip over the next few days. I would just like to say, Alistair McLean, you are my least favorite person at the moment.

I appreciate the work you do as caddy to the talented Lee Westwood, and I am sure you are a very pleasant person and you were just doing your job; but listen guy, I waited over an hour and a half to see Tiger Woods hit a tee shot from 15 feet away and you came and stood right in front of me. Next time, stand in front of the kids who are playing on the grass. They don’t care… and even if they did care, you are bigger than them.

So since you were so kind to impede my view, I would like to return the favor. To do so, I plan on standing in front of you when your wife gives birth to your next child. Let’s see how you like it.